Okama bin Ramen

Everybody know Fukushima fishes not Kosher Ⓚ. Fukushima fishes have three head, two genital, and one eyes. Some brave Chinapeople eat Fukushima fishes. But later they have projectile diarrhoea. Some unfortunate soul not make toilet in time. Miss toilet bowl. Massive cleanup later. That why Chinapeople prank call random restaurant in Japan to warn of danger. But do Japanpeople listen? They happily eat dangerous nuclear fishes. Biggest problem is Japanpeople do not know concept of cook foods. They eat fishes raw. Chinapeople cook fishes many ways like fry, steam, and roast. When Japanpeople learn?