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Gay Tariban Brog

Thursday, April 03, 2008

 

Nips Learn Engrish!



As they are infamous for the poor command of the Engrish language, Nippies are going to learn how to speak Engrish at an earlier stage, namely in primary school. The ministry of edukashun in JAPan are going to force unmotivated JAP-kids to listen and talk like a proper Uncle Tom. Nip kids will endure 45-minute Engrish classes to repeat phrases like "Harro sailor!" and "Where can I get good white widow?" The ultimate holy grail for all this trouble is to have less Nippo tourists look lost at popular tourist destinations like Paris where the gypsy pickpockets rob the unsuspecting and naive Nippies on the M├ętro.

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