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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

 

Notable Gay Okama Couples!


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Thursday, October 06, 2005

 

Dell Customer Service Bytes!


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The following is a transaction via the DULL Computer Company chat customer service.

[BEGIN DULL CHAT SESSION]
(After being on hold for 2 hours and 43 minutes)
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Hello, thank you for contacting Dull Computer customer service in Bangalore. How may I be of service to you?"
ObR: "Yes, Okama bought one of your computers and..."
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Could I have your Dull Service Code (TM)? It's on the bottom of your Dull computer."
ObR: "OK, that would be D-U-L-L-P-O-S"
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "OK, please hold on, I'm going on my mango lassi break."
(Another 3 hours and 13 minutes later...)
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Hello, thank you for contacting Dull Computer customer service. How may I be of service to you?"
ObR: "Yes, Okama was put on hold. Okama needs some help with his new Dull PocketPool (TM) PC?"
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "May I please have your Dull Service Code (TM)? It's on the bottom of your Dull computer."
ObR: "Okama thinks he already gave you that, but for the record, that would be K-U-S-O-D-U-L-L"
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Oh, terribly sorry. I have to go now. I've had some bad mutton tikka masala and need to take a curry crap. The diarrhoea has hit the fan. Good night, and thank you for contacting Dull Computer."
[END DULL CHAT SESSION]

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

 

Music Companies Are Greedy!


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At the recent Apple Expo in Paris, Apple CEO said that "'Greedy' record companies are pushing for an increase in the price of music downloads." Although they make a bigger profit than selling CDs (so '90s), record companies would like to see one-hit wonder songs on the iTunes record store priced much, much higher. So what does that mean people? Is Okama going to pay $2.00 (US) for Rick Springfield while paying 49ยข (US) for Rick Astley?

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