Okama bin Ramen
Gay Tariban BrogThursday, October 06, 2005
Dell Customer Service Bytes!
The following is a transaction via the DULL Computer Company chat customer service.
(After being on hold for 2 hours and 43 minutes)
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Hello, thank you for contacting Dull Computer customer service in Bangalore. How may I be of service to you?"
ObR: "Yes, Okama bought one of your computers and..."
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Could I have your Dull Service Code (TM)? It's on the bottom of your Dull computer."
ObR: "OK, that would be D-U-L-L-P-O-S"
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "OK, please hold on, I'm going on my mango lassi break."
(Another 3 hours and 13 minutes later...)
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Hello, thank you for contacting Dull Computer customer service. How may I be of service to you?"
ObR: "Yes, Okama was put on hold. Okama needs some help with his new Dull PocketPool (TM) PC?"
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "May I please have your Dull Service Code (TM)? It's on the bottom of your Dull computer."
ObR: "Okama thinks he already gave you that, but for the record, that would be K-U-S-O-D-U-L-L"
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Oh, terribly sorry. I have to go now. I've had some bad mutton tikka masala and need to take a curry crap. The diarrhoea has hit the fan. Good night, and thank you for contacting Dull Computer."
posted by Okama bin Ramen # 7:56 AM 
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