Okama bin Ramen

There's a new rice chaser's ultimate wet dream of a movie that's out now, and it's called Memoirs of a GAYsha. It's based on the book that's written by rice chaser extraordinaire himself, Arthur Golden. The movie stars an exotic China(doll)-woman, Ziyi Zhang on a set the Gay Hollywood Jews erected. This results in a Euro-centric bastardization of the Orient, not since Madame Butterfry was written by the Dago - Giacomo Puccini. The movie uses the typical AmeriKKKan movie formula of a Cinderella story, which works for the typical brain-dead moviegoer. The white man is milking this flop of a movie to its extremes by introducing a cosmetic line, formulated with organic rice milk and fermented soybeans.

About the only redeeming thing about Arthur, Golden (Shower) is that he uses a Mac - but then again most okama authors do the same.