Okama bin Ramen

Chindia (CHINA getting jiggy with INDIA), is the new technological tour de force. Together, after doing the gay humpty dance, they will dominate the world as they pop out more engineers and scientologists than AmeriKKKa. The stats are clear - AmeriKKKa churns out a mere 50,000 engineers per annum, but the land of the Chinese Chicken-Choking Salad and the land of the Tikka-Turban Masala Vindaloo combined cranks out ten times more computer homos than the U.S. of A. In 2050, all AmeriKKKans will celebrate the Fourth of July by eating curry-flavoured chow mein takeaway whilst watching a Bollywood blockbuster. AmeriKKKans sitting in front of your computer and having a wank to lewd gay pron - take to your books, go to night skool, and get an edukashun unless you want to eat McCurry Big Macs for the rest of your life!