Okama bin Ramen

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

 

Energy drinks and other vibrators...


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Everything is 'energy-impregnated' nowadays - prophylactics, Pepto-Bismol, and instant ramen (i.e. Super-Xtreme Okama Rice-Milk Protein Ramen with gummy-bear shaped laxatives). X-Ta-C Xtreme hemp juice has 30,000 mg of caffeine and other yohimbe-based bone hardeners. Okama tried the new Xtreme Sports Energy Enema the other day which shoves caffeine and other amphetamines via suppositories coated with habanero chili paste up his forbidden chocolate canal. Never mind that Okama had red poopy all over for the next week! Despite the rough and raw colon walls, he was a new man when the feistiness was over.

 

Gourmet Coffee Gang Rape!


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People are hooked on gourmet coffee drinks served at your more popular gourmet coffee joints. There is no end in site to the gourmet coffee craze and even Chinawimmin and Gookywomyn are hooked around the world. The drinks Nippy nubiles prefer the most are called the Frappr-chinos, as they are quaffed mostly by gossiping female slopes swooning over the latest flavour-of-the-month Gookyman celebrity. The caffeine content in these fancy coffee drinks like cafe au lait and Frappr-chinkos, keeps the chatty biologically-female population quite batty. Free Wi-Fi gourmet coffee joints are more than an unemployed starving writer hangout nowadays - it's a rifestyle! Put some extra boba in Okama's Frappr-chinko please!

Sunday, May 06, 2007

 

Chinamen kill pets!


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Chinarand has hit a food crisis, due to their population growth, which is growing faster than the Bean People's. The Chinaman/Chinawoman is poisoning AmeriKKKan pets by formulating dogg and feline food with melamine, which is rich in nitrogen and protein. All this to secure a stable supply of dead ferrets to sell to Chinese buffet owners. Chinapeople will make any dead animal into Chinese Chicken-Choking Salad at the nearest Chop Suey joint. Ignorance is bliss when you're actually eating Kung Pao Ferret and General Tsao's Ferret!

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