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Saturday, April 18, 2009

 

Coffee Culture Crazy


coffeeCultureCrazy

In the go-go naughties, there is only one way to stay awake. Forget energy drinks and vitaminwater, caffeine from coffee is here to be hip! Nowadays, wannabe emo writers with asymmetrical bobs tuck behind their MacBooks, homo coffee cup in hand. But which drinks to choose from, considering there are a bewildering befuddlement of hot beverages? No fear, Okama is here! And his gayness will uncover the complexity of the pretentious euro-parlance for fru-fru coffee drinks in plain, simple-to-understand Engrish, that even a fresh-off the boat JAPpy-Chinawomyn person can decipher.
BONUS! - How to make your own cappuccino for a taste of Italy:
  1. Brew coffee somehow (i.e. Nescafé Gold)
  2. Stir milk warmed in microwave or add loads of whitener
  3. Use IKEA battery-operated milk frother to make bubbles (top tip - don't forget the two AA batteries)

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