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Gay Tariban Brog

Sunday, November 10, 2013

 

Younger Nipkids will speak Engrish!



Engrish* proficiency by Nipkids is at an all-time low. Japland knows less Engrish than Gookyland and Chinkyland. Traditionally, Nipkids learn Engrish in junior high school. However, in preparation for the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo, the Nip government is forcing younger Nipkids to rote memorise how to say "Jisu izu a pen." Visitors to the Tokyo Olympics can expect grown-up Nipkids to recite Keats and comprehend the Japan Times.

*Engrish is nonsensical rigmarole printed on oseibo and ochugen boxes. A hypothetical example would be "Come on everybody! Let's enjoy fresh sports life! Touch woody!"

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