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Friday, June 10, 2005

 

Cup Noodles Inventor Croaks At 95


NissinShacho

On the first of June, Momofuku Ando, the inventor of instant (Okama bin) ramen noodles kicked the bucket at the tender age of 95. He apparently, while choking his chicken, choked on a noodle since his esophagus was giving out. The flaming gaylord will be missed by many a starving college student.

The homo started Nissin in 1948, and seeing all the other homos standing in line to eat a hot bowl of noodles from the yatai (oriental food booth on a rickshaw), in 1958 he decided to give the Nips, and later the world, a 3-minute ersatz version laden with MSG and other carcinogens. The product back then was not called 'Top Ramen' or 'Smack Noodles,' but (choke my) Chicken Ramen. In 1971, Momofucku (spell check!) created 'Cup Noodles' obviating the need for a separate ramen bowl and further raising the cholesterol levels of diabetics.

That said, Okama's favourite is Ra-oh. No gay Tariban can figure out how those JAPanese okamas made instant noodles taste fresh made. Okama enjoys Ra-oh in his cave hideout while watching FOX News. It tastes much better than freeze-dried falafel.

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