Okama bin Ramen
Gay Tariban BrogFriday, June 10, 2005
Cup Noodles Inventor Croaks At 95
On the first of June, Momofuku Ando, the inventor of instant (Okama bin) ramen noodles kicked the bucket at the tender age of 95. He apparently, while choking his chicken, choked on a noodle since his esophagus was giving out. The flaming gaylord will be missed by many a starving college student.
The homo started Nissin in 1948, and seeing all the other homos standing in line to eat a hot bowl of noodles from the yatai (oriental food booth on a rickshaw), in 1958 he decided to give the Nips, and later the world, a 3-minute ersatz version laden with MSG and other carcinogens. The product back then was not called 'Top Ramen' or 'Smack Noodles,' but (choke my) Chicken Ramen. In 1971, Momofucku (spell check!) created 'Cup Noodles' obviating the need for a separate ramen bowl and further raising the cholesterol levels of diabetics.
That said, Okama's favourite is Ra-oh. No gay Tariban can figure out how those JAPanese okamas made instant noodles taste fresh made. Okama enjoys Ra-oh in his cave hideout while watching FOX News. It tastes much better than freeze-dried falafel.
posted by Okama bin Ramen # 10:15 PM 
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I to enjoy Ra-Oh, especially the artery clogging tonkotsu fureiba one. I always marvel at how they have so many little packages in there.
Sometimes, I feel like I just want to open the niku pouch and eat the meat and condensed sauce and squeeze it between my teeth and laugh maniacally. The only reason why I don't do it is that I'm not sure if I'll be able to dial 911 since I will go into cardiac arrest.
Even better may be Tung-I Ramen who cooks the flavor straight into the noodles (not unlike Chikin Ramen) and allows you to eat it like Babystar...and not the dekai version either...just the chisai version. It's not bad for a bunch of chinks.
Sometimes, I feel like I just want to open the niku pouch and eat the meat and condensed sauce and squeeze it between my teeth and laugh maniacally. The only reason why I don't do it is that I'm not sure if I'll be able to dial 911 since I will go into cardiac arrest.
Even better may be Tung-I Ramen who cooks the flavor straight into the noodles (not unlike Chikin Ramen) and allows you to eat it like Babystar...and not the dekai version either...just the chisai version. It's not bad for a bunch of chinks.
Harro victor and rickmond, whoever you are in cyberspace. And welcome to Okama's cave rickmond! Hope you find my dingy abode a welcoming hideout from your daily grind.
I am sure that rickmond can demonstrate for us how to put away the thick, condensed sauce pouch found in Ra-Oh without pressing the speed-dial key on his phone subsequently.
Okama is not familiar with Tung-I Ramen. Is it as good as Chikin Ramen? Chikin Ramen broth is good. I think it's either low or has no MSG, and it's actually made from real chickens, as opposed to the genetically-enhanced Franken-chickens used at KFC.
Please flow some to Okama's cave, as he is not able to leave his cave to visit the local Ranch 99.
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I am sure that rickmond can demonstrate for us how to put away the thick, condensed sauce pouch found in Ra-Oh without pressing the speed-dial key on his phone subsequently.
Okama is not familiar with Tung-I Ramen. Is it as good as Chikin Ramen? Chikin Ramen broth is good. I think it's either low or has no MSG, and it's actually made from real chickens, as opposed to the genetically-enhanced Franken-chickens used at KFC.
Please flow some to Okama's cave, as he is not able to leave his cave to visit the local Ranch 99.
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