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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

 

Windows Vista sucks Ballmers!


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Windows Vista, the next version of the WinDoze operating system software, in a sentence, sucks the color out of a marble! It looks like a bad copy of the original Mac OS, which came in '84. It will also cost an arm and a phallic appendage to purchase. The 'Super Ultimate Special Deluxe' version will cost 500 U.S. smackers when released, which means families will have to spend 2,500 clams for five computers. Do the math, homo erectus! Windows Vista will also contain WinBlows Genuine Advantage, which makes you activate the product every hour and phones your computer every other minute to make sure that your copy isn't a torrented fake from Chop Suey Land. Wake up WinBlowjob lemmings! Drop the K-Y and witch to Mac OS 7.0.1!

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