Okama bin Ramen
Gay Tariban BrogWednesday, October 25, 2023
Fishy Fukushima Fishes
Everybody know Fukushima fishes not Kosher Ⓚ. Fukushima fishes have three head, two genital, and one eyes. Some brave Chinapeople eat Fukushima fishes. But later they have projectile diarrhoea. Some unfortunate soul not make toilet in time. Miss toilet bowl. Massive cleanup later. That why Chinapeople prank call random restaurant in Japan to warn of danger. But do Japanpeople listen? They happily eat dangerous nuclear fishes. Biggest problem is Japanpeople do not know concept of cook foods. They eat fishes raw. Chinapeople cook fishes many ways like fry, steam, and roast. When Japanpeople learn?
Friday, September 15, 2023
China Bans iPhones
Everybody know Chinaland invent smartphone during Ming dynasty. Also, everybody know iPhone spy on everybody. Chinaland smartphone spy on nobody. Everybody know FBI and CIA spy on Chinapeople. Apple do not care privacy. Apple only care profit. That why Chinaland government ban iPhone. Chinaland smartphone care too much about privacy. All message encrypted. Everyone should use Chinaland smartphone. Chinaland smartphone promote love, human right, and world peace!
Sunday, September 03, 2023
Don't Drink Fukushima Water!
Everybody know Fukushima water very polluted. Everybody who drink it cough up something bad from last night dinner. Japan-land people very not responsible for release nuclear water. Now everybody have to eat glowing fish with two head. That not right. China-land never do such thing. China water very clean. In fact, cleanest in world! That why everybody drink. If Japan-land not clean up nuclear water, everybody hate Japan and not buy anymore Sony TV, Toyota car, and watch Japanese AV!
Saturday, July 08, 2017
Chocolate Nips!
As a result of coloured males copulating and inseminating raw fish-eating females, people nowadays have slits for eyes and chocolaty skin. Sani Brown Abdul Hakim, whose name Okama bin Ramen wholly approves of, runs a 100 metres in 10 seconds and 200 metres in 20! Asuka Cambridge, whom with a name like that no doubt attended Christ's College, can also pull the same feat. These chocolate nips are the best of both worlds; they can recite times tables faster than a Google supercomputer while being capable of outrunning a silly rabbit!
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
China-People go on Epic Horidays!
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Younger Nipkids will speak Engrish!
*Engrish is nonsensical rigmarole printed on oseibo and ochugen boxes. A hypothetical example would be "Come on everybody! Let's enjoy fresh sports life! Touch woody!"
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Chinapeople Receive Free Book on How to Travel!
Chinapeople have much renminbi to spend when travelling outside Chinaland. However, the white man gets offended when Chinapeople hawk thick loogies in a restaurant. The China government caught wind of this, and made a book on how Chinapeople should behave when travelling abroad. The book says "don't poop in public spaces" and "don't fondle your Fu Manchu."
Okamaghanistans don't have this problem because they're well-behaved. ObR curbed his to itch to play with himself at a topless French beach. Unfortunately, he forgot his manners later when he went for a swim and plopped a phat dookie in the sea.
Okamaghanistans don't have this problem because they're well-behaved. ObR curbed his to itch to play with himself at a topless French beach. Unfortunately, he forgot his manners later when he went for a swim and plopped a phat dookie in the sea.
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