Okama bin Ramen

Chinapeople have much renminbi to spend when travelling outside Chinaland. However, the white man gets offended when Chinapeople hawk thick loogies in a restaurant. The China government caught wind of this, and made a book on how Chinapeople should behave when travelling abroad. The book says "don't poop in public spaces" and "don't fondle your Fu Manchu."

Okamaghanistans don't have this problem because they're well-behaved. ObR curbed his to itch to play with himself at a topless French beach. Unfortunately, he forgot his manners later when he went for a swim and plopped a phat dookie in the sea.