Okama bin Ramen

All around the world, people are being pushed nise-japo food, which is food that is claimed to be from the land of the sinking sun. There's only so much profit Mr. Chang's Chinese Buffet can squeeze by substituting chopped cabbage for pork in his egg foo young. Therefore, in the States, Gookymen and Gookywomyn have taken over all the so-called sushi joints, trying to pass the bunk shiznit as the Real Deal Holyfield. In Europe, Chinamen and wimmin run the fake sushi traiteurs, who force large slices of mushrooms in the miso-horny soup and cheese inside yakitori.