Okama bin Ramen

Sushi lovers around the globe, it's no secret that bluefin tuna is being fished to extinction. Nippy Nippos and Chinky Chinamen are stuffed to the gills with the fish. Gourmet-food whores! Next time you are patronising your favourite nise-Japo joint, you quarter-turning Sea Shepherd homos should be eating only tamago, kyuri and kanpyo. Don't even think about fatty tuna, it's natto hand roll for you!