Okama bin Ramen

First Chinaman/Chinawomyn conquer outside China-land with China-food buffet! Now they shove China language (a.k.a. Chinkese) down white man's throat! China-land government pay for free class for cracker student in public skool. No more Burrito language, Cheese language or Sausage language for you round-eye kids! Ha ha, we make you eat General Tso's Choked Chicken and now you Pabst Blue Ribbon-drinking dive-bar hakujin hipster have to celebrate Chinaman New Year, Year of Eye of The Tiger!