Okama bin Ramen

It only gets worse folks. The Toyota Pious, the most holy fuel-sipping motorised four-wheel chariots is next on the firing line with failing brakes. The culprit of this dastardly deed seems to be the whiz-bang wizardry of the regenerative braking system not co-operating with the hydraulic braking system. Okama says "fooey" to the frou-frou gimmickry of the Rube Goldberg contraption! Brakes are overrated and we should all stop like they did in the Flintstones car.

True anecdote: Okama owns one of those latte-liberal eco cars, and was driving his Toyota Pious around the winding hills of Tora Tora Tora in Okama-ghanistan, when suddenly his car sped up to a hundred miles an hour! Caught off-guard, Okama panicked. That's when the towel wrapped around his head fell off and got lodged behind the accelerator pedal. So he stepped hard on the brake pedal, when its linkage snapped off. In front of him, there was a tree and herd of sheep. Okama kept his cool and did the best thing - he plowed his Toyota Pious in to the sheep herd. Yes he did take out a few, but when his Pious caught on fire after the impact, he piled a few roadkill on the flaming car, and made some mutton kebabs. Bahhh, bahhh, din-din was on the house!