Okama bin Ramen

If you haven't noticed, the quality of music has gone downhill. Music is highly compressed nowadays, and Okama cannot tolerate the cacophony associated with it. The culprit is what is called MP3 music algorithm techmology, developed by Frau Farbissina laboratories in Nazi-land, which digitally squeezes files using the miracle of modern computing. Think of it as a trash compactor for packing fudge. Okama found out why MP3, or More Punani Three techmology sounded so dissonant to his golden ears, and discovered that the algorithm techmology was trans-sexually modifying whole notes in to quarter notes, half notes into eighth notes, treble clefs into tenor clefs, and so on and so forth. Now that one knows why trans-testicular music compression is bad for your colon, Okama hopes people will listen to more LPs and Elcaset tape-based Muzak.