Okama bin Ramen

Everything, including bursting condoms while having hot and steamy gay baby-making is made in China-rand nowadays. Nothing is sacred - the last time Okama checked, his cotton diaper he wraps around his nappy head had a cheap label indicating that it was no longer made in Okama-ghanistan. Even Mexican food is made by China-men and China-wimmin. Okama went to his favourite taco stand the other day and found that some Chinkees were frying tortilla chips in the backdoor kitchen. Apparently, they got fired for goosing their Peking duck heads whilst making dim sum hot buns at the chop suey take away - their previous job. That's some Chinese rice porridge Okama will miss dearly.