Okama bin Ramen

Nowadays, Chinamen and rice chasers are switching in droves from 35mm film cameras to digitalized camera devices. These cameras use a device called a 'CCD' (Choked Chicken D!ckbarf) to capture the image of losers like Okama shooting pocket pool in front of his Internets-enabled cumputer. The major issue with digitalized cameras are that a new one is stuffed down the throats of innocent consumers every month. This is referred to as the "Digitized Camera Megapixels Race Relations." A 'megapixels' refers to more than 10,000 picture elements which make up a wank-worthy pornography photo. The camera which notable photographer Ansel Adams used had less than one megapixels. Wassup, Okama's digitalized camera features 2 megapixels! However, this month, low and behold, a three-megapixels camera was introduced at the PMA show. There is no end in sight of the digitized camera race war and there is no love nor peace in the short term...