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Saturday, April 28, 2007

 

Metabolic Syndrome = Lose Some Weight Nips!


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JAPanMen and JAPanWomen in JAPan are getting too fat for their bone-skinny clothes. Chugging 500-calorie chocolate creek drinks and Big Macs have made Nips who are fat as the most obese in-bred Aryan Supremacist rednecks from the Deep South. Everything in JAPan is AmeriKKKan sized nowdays, poop-pipe enemas to 12-Piece Buckets. Wake up fat JAPpy people and stop senzuri with your kokeshi! McDonalds in JAPan need to rethink their offerings a bit by introducing more seaweed, natto, and roly-poly fish heads into their fare. Only then will Nip's hips be reduced to pre-WW II measurements...

Comments:
Unfortunately, with the advent of the western rifestyle, nippos are getting more overweight. This is clearly an example of how 'nurture' can affect development.

However, even with the western diet, nippos still do not become round-eyed, like those White People in Jean-Claude Van Damme action films.
 
even with all the blonde hair-dying and blue contact lenses, utada hikaru will never look like angerina jolie.
 
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