Okama bin Ramen

Japan's ministry of education has now admitted that their initiative of yutori kyoiku (cram-free edumacashun) sucks like Okama's salty balls. Originally designed to take the pressure off entrance-exam-paranoid-suicidal JAPpy-kids, yutori kyoiku was supposed to create more musicians, artists and poets. Reality was that most NIPpy-kids ended up playing Dragon Quest VIII (or with their sperm pumps) on Saturdays, which used to be a half day of skool. Stop the wanking children! Let's reinstate entrance-exam hell and corporal punishment for these lazy slope kids so Japan doesn't become like North Korea! Ret's go back to Saturday skool!