Okama bin Ramen

Burberry is sadly no longer made by the now-redundant Welsh workers, as their Treorchy factory is closed. It is to be now produced using chopsticks, not knitting needles, by Chinamen and Chinawomen in an illegal sweatshop in Chinaland. Burberry is no longer British as soapy peas, and The Queen will revoke their royal seal of approval. Okama thinks the Welsh factory can still be kept British by opening a new location on Brixton High Street and employing disenfranchised Paki-Pakis making the scarves that Nippy high-school ko-gals go ga-ga over.