Okama bin Ramen

As Nips in the rand of the sinking sun are, as always, insincere, insular and xenophobic, Gooky people who grew up in Japan often had to hide their kimchee identity and donning of pointy footwear. Kind of like what Jews and Guidos had to do in the States (i.e. 'Tony Bennett'). Here's a sampling of GookJaps, or dog eaters who live in the land of the rising erection.

• Riki Douzan - Old-school Gooky wrestler (real name: "Kim Shinraku") who later partaked in sumo wrestling and sucked at it.
• Saijou Hideki - JAPan-born Gookman singer, not that this bothered many swooning female fans who opened their purses as wide as their daikon legs.
  
• Hotei Tomoyasu - Half Nip, quarter commie-Russian, and another quarter Gookman, here is a ethnically-confused former bandmember of the now-defunct band, Boowy. Whoops, did Okama say he was only one-quarter gooky?
  

posted by Okama bin Ramen  # 8:26 AM