Okama bin Ramen

Well, not really, but not since the euphemistically-known Nanking incident has there been so much rape and pillage in a country. Gaijins with their smelly baggage of B.O. are raiding public baths and karaoke bars in JAPan. They are simply taking over NIPpon, prodding all the punani they can eat and teaching at all the GEOS, NOVA, and AEON Engrish language schools by the train stations. There is an immigration problem going in the land of the sinking sun and something must be done! Wake up freeters!