Okama bin Ramen

Okama is very heartbroken to have recently been a victim of a phishing scheme. He got a mail in his inbox stating to update his Paypal account since some fairy was trying to break in to it. So Okama proceeds, goes to Pay_pals.com, and willingly gives the requisite personal information including debit card number, pin number, bank account number, mother's maiden name, homosexual orientation, and how many times he whips out a batch to gay pron. Okama was shocked to see his Paypal account whittle to less than 50 Linden Dollars. So all you fruity-cakes watch your cornhole when you get an e-mail supposedly from ebay or Paypal stating that you have to update your account because someone is trying to break the condom.