Okama bin Ramen

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

 

Rice-Fed Vs Corn-Fed Vehicles


RiceFedVsCornFed

Okama analysed whether the Rice Rocket (RR) or the Corn Car (CC) was a more superior form of transport. This is what he found:
  1. Choice of fuel: RR - Soy milk, CC - Pabst Blue Ribbon
  2. Type of engine: RR - 1.6-litre in-line 4 cylinder with rice-charger, CC - 6.2-litre V-8
  3. Power: RR - 200 bhp, CC - 600 bhp
  4. Torque: RR - 100 ft-lb @ 8,500 RPM, CC - 8,500 ft-lb @ 100 RPM
  5. MPG: RR - 60 MPG, CC - 6 MPG
  6. Cornering ability: RR - Some, CC - None
  7. Acceleration: RR - None, CC - Loads

Comments:
A few questions and random thoughts...

Fuel...wouldn't it be those little kiddie YAKULT drinks for the ricers? It's the ambrosia of champions!

Wait, is that 6.2L V8 a HEMI?

I'm saddened that the ricers are not represented well in the collage. Here's a few choice images that are pretty good...

That's not a spoiler...this is a spoiler!

V-TEC Inside Baby!

[Too awesome to comment on]

In case you ever need to chase down the Batmobile

Too Fast Too Furious!
 
Okama thinks a Nissan Skyline R33 with a Veilside kit makes most ricers wet!

Okay, maybe the Nissan Skyline R34 GT-R Nur would have made the most ricers drool.

Or, how about the Nismo Nissan Skyline R34 GTR Z Tune!

Okama doesn't have space in his cave for 12-foot spoilers.

Oddly Okama likes AmeriKKKan muscle cars as well. A 1967 Corvette Stingray would be nice. That was designed by a Nip by the way. His name was Larry Shinoda.
 
Calpis Soda.
 
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