Okama bin Ramen
Gay Tariban BrogWednesday, March 15, 2006
Rice-Fed Vs Corn-Fed Vehicles
Okama analysed whether the Rice Rocket (RR) or the Corn Car (CC) was a more superior form of transport. This is what he found:
- Choice of fuel: RR - Soy milk, CC - Pabst Blue Ribbon
- Type of engine: RR - 1.6-litre in-line 4 cylinder with rice-charger, CC - 6.2-litre V-8
- Power: RR - 200 bhp, CC - 600 bhp
- Torque: RR - 100 ft-lb @ 8,500 RPM, CC - 8,500 ft-lb @ 100 RPM
- MPG: RR - 60 MPG, CC - 6 MPG
- Cornering ability: RR - Some, CC - None
- Acceleration: RR - None, CC - Loads
posted by Okama bin Ramen # 8:51 AM 
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A few questions and random thoughts...
Fuel...wouldn't it be those little kiddie YAKULT drinks for the ricers? It's the ambrosia of champions!
Wait, is that 6.2L V8 a HEMI?
I'm saddened that the ricers are not represented well in the collage. Here's a few choice images that are pretty good...
That's not a spoiler...this is a spoiler!
V-TEC Inside Baby!
[Too awesome to comment on]
In case you ever need to chase down the Batmobile
Too Fast Too Furious!
Fuel...wouldn't it be those little kiddie YAKULT drinks for the ricers? It's the ambrosia of champions!
Wait, is that 6.2L V8 a HEMI?
I'm saddened that the ricers are not represented well in the collage. Here's a few choice images that are pretty good...
That's not a spoiler...this is a spoiler!
V-TEC Inside Baby!
[Too awesome to comment on]
In case you ever need to chase down the Batmobile
Too Fast Too Furious!
![[Too awesome to comment on]](http://people.smu.edu/samuell/RiceRiceBaby/transformer_rice.jpg){kind=link}
Okama thinks a Nissan Skyline R33 with a Veilside kit makes most ricers wet!
Okay, maybe the Nissan Skyline R34 GT-R Nur would have made the most ricers drool.
Or, how about the Nismo Nissan Skyline R34 GTR Z Tune!
Okama doesn't have space in his cave for 12-foot spoilers.
Oddly Okama likes AmeriKKKan muscle cars as well. A 1967 Corvette Stingray would be nice. That was designed by a Nip by the way. His name was Larry Shinoda.
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Okay, maybe the Nissan Skyline R34 GT-R Nur would have made the most ricers drool.
Or, how about the Nismo Nissan Skyline R34 GTR Z Tune!
Okama doesn't have space in his cave for 12-foot spoilers.
Oddly Okama likes AmeriKKKan muscle cars as well. A 1967 Corvette Stingray would be nice. That was designed by a Nip by the way. His name was Larry Shinoda.
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