Okama bin Ramen

JAPanese kids lack motivation nowadays. They have no desire to study math and play sports. Even playing pocket pool has become a lost art. Instead J-kids are reading manga and playing portable video games. It's not just junior high- and high-school homos and lezzies either. New nip college grads have no motivation to work, and instead are mopping floors at the local Lawson convenience store. The laziness extends to the recent performance at the Torino Winter Olympics. The Nip team was supposed to win 50 gold medals and only came back with one. Okama thinks the head of the JAPanese Olympic committee should perform the obligatory harakiri in this case. But, then again all that slicing and dicing in the tummy is simply too much work.