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Saturday, March 04, 2006

 

Lazy Young Nips - It's Over For Japan!


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JAPanese kids lack motivation nowadays. They have no desire to study math and play sports. Even playing pocket pool has become a lost art. Instead J-kids are reading manga and playing portable video games. It's not just junior high- and high-school homos and lezzies either. New nip college grads have no motivation to work, and instead are mopping floors at the local Lawson convenience store. The laziness extends to the recent performance at the Torino Winter Olympics. The Nip team was supposed to win 50 gold medals and only came back with one. Okama thinks the head of the JAPanese Olympic committee should perform the obligatory harakiri in this case. But, then again all that slicing and dicing in the tummy is simply too much work.

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That one gold should count for at least 5 since Arakawa defeated the Amerikkkans singlehandedly...

It's also a tragedy that the Japanese gov't is disallowing the resale of old videogame systems. How are these lazy Japanese kids supposed to get their fix of nostalgic gaming with classic titles such as Mappy, Excite Bike, Xevious or Zero Wing (All Your Base Are Belong To Us!)? And what's wrong with arubaito-ing at Lawson's so you can save up enough money to go to America to go to hang out at Santa Monica College while working under-the-table jobs at local yakitori-ya's?
 
That's because Nintendo and the Minshu-to, or the leading political party in JAPan tied up to ban the sale of Fami-coms at recycle shops so that Nintendo can sell more Revolutions.
 
MAME
 
Those Santa Monica College Nip kids are pretty smart. Rumour has it that some even make it to UCLA! It's only after they graduate and can't get their H1 visa that they start working at the now-hip-in-West-LA yakitori joints.
 
Wait...what? They actually graduate from Santa Monica? No way! I think they just continually take classes in an attempt to keep their student visas. If they're not working at yakitori-yas then they're working at yummy places like GREAT EATS or YUU YUU KARAOKE.
 
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