Okama bin Ramen
Gay Tariban BrogMonday, March 27, 2006
JET Application (2006)
- Have you ever made self-love to any sticky photo albums of pre-pubescent female J-pop idols?
- Do you eat "Japanese food" more than once a week?
- Are you fat and balding but still a virgin?
- Do you have terminal yellow fever?
- Have you ever became chicken-choked while drooling over a JAPanese girl hentai upskirt in high-school uniform (sailor-fuku) on a train?
- Do you often play pocket pool while watching hentai enema, er, I mean hentai anime?
- Do you want to get paid ¥300,000 a month for saying "Jisu izu a friggin' pen" in front of a disinterested pre-pubescent Japanese junior-high school Engrish class?
- After the initial delusion of the glamour in teaching Engrish in the quaint Japanese countryside, are you going to complain how all the Nips in the motherland seem to be xenophobic and prohibit entry of henna gaijin (weird foreigners) in public baths and karaoke bars?
- Do you have low self-esteem in front of Caucasian females but am totally a jerk front of Oree-enul women?
- Would you like to 'score' with minimal formal foreplay (i.e. playing an Al Green record) ?
- Once in Japan, do you plan to buy spent female underwear on the Internet which has undergone that time of the month to wear over your head?
- If you accidentally impregnate one of your students, would you be willing to 'JET' out of the country?
- Bottom line: Would you like a J-biatch to shakuhachi your purple kokoshi just because you're a henna gaijin?
If you replied the above questionnaire with any resounding 'Yesses', congratulations! You can now teach Engrish to pre-pubscent Nippos. See you on Big Daikon!
posted by Okama bin Ramen # 8:05 PM 
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