Okama bin Ramen

Gay Tariban Brog

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

 

China Censors The Internets...


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China is censoring 'The Internets' for its many, many viewers. This monkey-spanking is of paramount concern for the future of Web 2.0. For example, when a Chinky searches for 'Chinese food' on google.cn, one gets results such as 'chop suey' and '(choke my) chicken salad.' When another Chinaman searched for 'worlds most beautiful woman who is biologically female and not a trans-testicle,' the slanted-eyed version of Google barfed out the reply that it is in fact 'Ziyi Zhang' and not 'Susanne Sommers.' When another slope searched for 'public enema number one' she got 'George Bush' and not 'Okama bin Ramen.'

Comments:
There's no such thing as Web 2.0. It's basically Web 1.0 but without all the venture capital. Companies are being smarter and investing their IPO money back into their own companies (i.e. Google) to make them even more powerful and profitable. Before the alleged bust, all of these companies made tons of money but they didn't go back to the companies. Instead, the majority of the money went to the "middlemen" who took their money elsewhere leaving the company with few assets. Web 2.0 is just a buzzword business people are using to loosen the pockets of investors. In terms of development, there's really nothing new going on...except the ridiculousness that is Myspace.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle...YO JOE!
 
Okama needs to talk to Masayoshi Son about Web 3.0!
 
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