Okama bin Ramen

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Saturday, February 25, 2006

Facts Of The Model Minority

There is a prevalent myth that Asian AmeriKKKans are the 'Model Minority.' They seem to all have college degrees and cushy white-collar jobs. Nothing can be further from the truth! Wake up Oree-enuls! There is a glass ceiling that prevent slopes from grabbing the CEO position at cracker banks and universities. Real Asian AmeriKKKans drive clapped-out Integras in San Gabriel Valley, join the Wa Ching, and have never signed up for AP Biology.

posted by Okama bin Ramen # 5:24 PM

Comments:

I lost 4 lbs!

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:31 PM

That's amazing! It's so hard for me to lose that much weight because I have a slow metabolism.

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:33 PM

But you don't look fat.

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:34 PM

I'm like totally fat. I hate it.

But congratulations, though. That's totally awesome. I'm happy for you.

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:38 PM

Thanks. And seriously, you're not fat. You've got hips and curves. The boys love it.

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:40 PM

I personally think you are fat! Anonymous, stop trying to make anonymous feel better when you know that they truly are fat. You're not helping the problem at all by lying.

Anonymous, stop going to McDonalds and supersizing your hips and curves. The boys don't love it.

# posted by

bikuta : 3:01 PM

anonymous can live in a cave like Okama does. It does wonders for your diet when hunting and gathering in a cave results only in nourishment consisting of dead sewer rats and centipedes. Indiana Jones style beeyotch!

# posted by

Okama bin Ramen : 3:06 PM

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