Okama bin Ramen

Despite repeated promises otherwise, AmeriKKKa continues to send NIPpon BSE- (Bovine Spongy-stuff Encephallatio) tainted McBurgers. Due to the lack of cheap hakujin beef, JAPanese beef-bowl chains, such as Matsuya has had to force feed overweight punters pork bowls instead. Beef bowls are the staple of the JAPanese blue collar, such as lorry drivers and construction workers. Without Yoshinoya, gaylords will be forced to rectally consume Happy Meals up the bum. Enema style. And just look at the rainbow-coloured vomit these Mad Cows spew!