Okama bin Ramen

• Sherlock Holmes and Watson
  
• Tom and Jerry - after their 'cat and mouse' chase, they move on to do it 'doggy style.'
• Bert and Ernie - Okama remembers that there was one episode in Sesame Street that Bert was giving Ernie pointers on how to make (Okama surmises) 'their' bed.
• Anne Heche and Ellen Degeneres - Okama regrets that Ellen's show is canceled and the famous couple has since broken up.
• Siskel (dead as a doorknob) and Ebert
• Batman and Robin (original TV series) - Grown men wearing tights living together in a cave; a sure sign of Okama-ness to the max!

The following is a transaction via the DULL Computer Company chat customer service.

[BEGIN DULL CHAT SESSION]
(After being on hold for 2 hours and 43 minutes)
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Hello, thank you for contacting Dull Computer customer service in Bangalore. How may I be of service to you?"
ObR: "Yes, Okama bought one of your computers and..."
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Could I have your Dull Service Code (TM)? It's on the bottom of your Dull computer."
ObR: "OK, that would be D-U-L-L-P-O-S"
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "OK, please hold on, I'm going on my mango lassi break."
(Another 3 hours and 13 minutes later...)
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Hello, thank you for contacting Dull Computer customer service. How may I be of service to you?"
ObR: "Yes, Okama was put on hold. Okama needs some help with his new Dull PocketPool (TM) PC?"
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "May I please have your Dull Service Code (TM)? It's on the bottom of your Dull computer."
ObR: "Okama thinks he already gave you that, but for the record, that would be K-U-S-O-D-U-L-L"
Swami Sri Sri Bagwan Patel: "Oh, terribly sorry. I have to go now. I've had some bad mutton tikka masala and need to take a curry crap. The diarrhoea has hit the fan. Good night, and thank you for contacting Dull Computer."
[END DULL CHAT SESSION]

At the recent Apple Expo in Paris, Apple CEO said that "'Greedy' record companies are pushing for an increase in the price of music downloads." Although they make a bigger profit than selling CDs (so '90s), record companies would like to see one-hit wonder songs on the iTunes record store priced much, much higher. So what does that mean people? Is Okama going to pay $2.00 (US) for Rick Springfield while paying 49¢ (US) for Rick Astley?