Okama bin Ramen

Gay Tariban Brog

Friday, May 27, 2005

 

Japan Co., Now Run by Gaijin CEOs


gaijinCeos

Gaijin like Carlos Ghosn and Sir Howard Stringer are taking over JAPan with the ferocity of a
delusional Edo-period shogun
!

First it was with Mazda, the JAPanese car company whose cars bar the MX-5 and RX-7 and 8 were utter crap. Mazda got bent up the cornhole by the white socialist slavemaster Henry Ford. Then followed the other NIPpon car companies – Mitsubishi, Suzuki, Subaru, and Nissan. Nissan is at least run by a fellow camel-jockey Carlos Ghosn (pronounced ‘Go-sun’). Go • camel • fudgepackers!

After cars, the white man violates the forbidden territory of Oriental consumer electronics, the holy grail of JAPanese techmology where traditionally they were able to make absurdly small vibrators and upskirt cameras.

So now Sony is run by a Welshman Sir Howard Stringer. This is abhorrent! Wales isn’t even a country for christsake! It’s a sh!thole spec of a dumpster in the depressing U.K. If it weren’t for the British WRC Rally ObR wouldn’t give a toss about the bugger of a place. But
Okama digresses.

So what’s next in line for the hakujin
acquisition? I believe these are possible targets:

-
Tokyo Tower – The white man is going to turn this into a huge homo dildo.
- NHK – Gay gaijins are going to transform the JAPanese national broadcast station to produce only reality and talk shows
-
Uniqlo – GAP will buy them out. Not a huge difference then.
- MUJI – Zen-themed plain-jane lifestyle products will be acquired by IKEA.
- Tokyo Disneyland – They are going to stop selling Mickey Mouse rice cake gift boxes and no more kimono-clad Minnie Mouse frolicking in front of the Snow White castle!
- Universal Studios Japan – Okama hasn’t been there but more of the same as NIPpon Disneyrand.
- Ito-Yokado (7-Eleven Japan) – No more onigiri and oden! Say konnichiwa to microwave burritos and Slurpees served by Sundeep!
- McDonald’s Japan – Say sayonara to the Teriyaki Burger! Hello double-six-dollar burger with pastrami sh!t blood special.

JAPan is being wanked by whiteys and there is no
end to this rape and pillage.

Comments:
How dare you bash the UK...they invented Chicken Tikka Masala and figured out how to stick it in a tin.

They also invented Ribena...then they discovered (after like 100 years) it rotted the teeth of young children and now that have Ribena Light and Ribena Toothkind.

The UK also invented the Spice Girls who are about to reunite to bring their musical bliss back to our ears. I plan on listening to their sweet serenade over a set of Ventriloquist speakers. Ah...Spice Girls in 6 speaker creaminess...
 
Heck! The Brits also invented Horlicks, the tasty malted drink.
 
Not to mention curry-flavored chips...
 
Curry flavored chips...you mean like "Ka-ru"?
 
No, that would be curry flavoured 'crisps.' Chips are made from spuds. Er, I guess crisps are made from spuds as well. Well, chips are deep fried and ate with battered cod, halibut, rock, or sole. Okama once went to Tesco and bought an instant package of curry-flavoured mash. I had some bangers with the mash. Real British food.
 
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