Okama bin Ramen

Gay Tariban Brog

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Anti-JAPanese Protests by Chinamen

ObR is saddened by the recent atrocities committed by the Chinamen and Chinawimmin, demonstrating their hatred of the Nips in mainrand China. Okama sees no justification for this hate. ObR only wants love and share, hugs and care, and all that soporific fuzzy emotional crap. We should all get along, g@@ks, F.O.B.s, and Chiggers. Here are his justifications that JAPan and Chinaland should get along. Just look at all the shiznit they have in common!

The Chinese and Japanese loveshafts are the size of chopsticks
Both eat raw fish
Both eat raw ramen
Both have slanted slits for eyes
Neither can drive
Both have bad taste in pop music, mainly consisting of boy- and girl-groups
Both have sh!tty fashion taste – the devil does wear Prada…
Both have been funked by da white man

Clearly the similarities are endless. Both countries must amend ties and start humping each other gay-porn style.

posted by Okama bin Ramen # 5:02 PM

Comments:

I must protest. Our love shafts are more like the sticks used to pound Taiko drums. This includes the bat sized ones used on the bigger Taiko drums.

# posted by

bikuta : 10:15 PM

Is it me or am i the only person who posts on ObR? Where are my brothers and sisters?

# posted by

bikuta : 10:16 PM

Thanks victor for posting your bounty of insightful commentary. Okama does wonder where the rest of the world is regarding the unexpected paucity of relevent comments reflecting Okama's scathing diatribe. ObR thought when his brog reached the ubiquitous regions of cyberdom, he would be drenched in hatemail.

Signing off from his cave,

Oka Ma

# posted by

Okama bin Ramen : 3:13 PM

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