Okama bin Ramen

Ritual suicide has been traditionally a popular pastime in The Land of the Sinking Sun. It used to be that Kamikaze fighter pilots committed ritual harakiri at treble the rate of Foxconn flunkies. But for the first time, Nip-men and Nip-womyn have said sayonara to seppuku, instead staying home and self-pleasuring themselves to hentai anime with a circle of hentai enema fountains! These lazy Nips need to get off their tatami mats, log on the internet forums for shudan jisatsu, and set off a hibachi inside their cars (this is how Nippys who are too timid to commit jisatsu alone used to do it)! At least with a hibachi you kill two birds! You can grille some yakitori first, and then doze off to carbon monoxide as you become a dead duck!

Traditionally, Chinamen, Chinawomyn, Chinaboys, and Chinagirls, otherwise known as "Chinapeople", have been uncouth boors. But times they are a changin'! These nouveau-riche bourgeoisie Chinapeople (i.e. Richinks = Rich + Chinkys) have shunned Chinese opera, such as Madame Butterfry, and have embraced fine arts that The-White-Man hegemony deems to be "cultured." Thus Richinks, with millions of renminbi in hand, have been spotted at museums in France and opera houses in Italy. Food-wise, Chinapeople are moving from chicken-choking chow-mein to penne puttanesca - even learning how to use a knife and fork!