Okama bin Ramen

Recently, Sony, Panasonic and Sharp were downgraded to junky-bond status. These brands, which were once crown jewels in the Land of the Sinking Sun, have been violated by Gooky brands and Chinky brands. Unfortunately, it seems that Nip brands will never again rekindle their glory hole. There is a new world order, where Gookymen and Chinamen are DP'ing JAPanwomyn porno stars. Forget about those patches of ocean rocks these countries were fighting over (i.e. Dokdo and Diaoyu). From now on, it's all about putting your leftover chop-suey in Haier fridges and cooking dogs in Daweoo microwaves!!!